Got this flier through the door just now. Any 4 dishes for £10.
What are you having and why?
I’ll use a microwave bag of egg fried rice from the cupboard thanks
what, no tofu?!
Salt & Pepper Spare Ribs
Hot & Sour Soup
I can’t see duck pancakes? But duck pancakes
Fuck me I’m hungry now, my friend has requested that I make scrambled eggs for dinner because my egg making is so god damn good even though who eats eggs for dinner? me I guess
Mixed Veg Black Bean Sauce
Beef with oyster sauce, chicken with honey and chilli, salt and chilli chips, onion rings.
But like @AQOS , I’d swap all that for duck pancakes
Sorry picky people don’t get to take part.
You can have something from the veggie menu but not for £10 sorry
Take the time to write it out please, none of us have the inclination to cross reference
Shredded chicken with honey chilli
Mix veg with cashew nuts
Salt and pepper spare ribs
Duck pancakes are not part of this offer
Seriously, what’s wrong with you all can’t you read the rules of the game?
well not with that attitude. good day to you, madam.
A decent Chinese will know what you’re having just from the menu numbers, partly because a fair proportion of the staff won’t even have English as a first language. What kind of establishment is this?
Oh, one where you get four items for a tenner? As you were.
I don’t make the rules, Friendlies Chinese makes the rules
Hot & Sour Soup (or Mix Veg if it’s not veggie)
Mixed Veg w/ Black Bean Sauce
Large Curry Sauce
would probably microwave a packet of rice to go with it too
Banal: Getting adverts for tractor parts.
I can’t handle the pressure and will have to pick the first four items pon the menu