Asking if they’ve got any of those meal kit noodles
Sorry but who the absolute fuck is phoning up a Chinese and ordering a prawn cocktail. Should be on some sort of register
Oh I’ve just looked up where it is. Nah you’re alright actually.
“can i get four crabs for a tenner?”
Think @japes should have to order someone"s combo every Friday night and rate it.
why are you now the piss?
Because my food intake today consists of only Bombay mix and biscuits and I need someone else to share the shame
It’s a long story involving moonlit distractions in an alleyway
I might be getting a takeaway later if Co-op doesn’t have one of the two ready meals that don’t have milk in them.
Even the chicken and black bean sauce has milk in it, for fuck’s sake.
think I’m gonna have to spend a twenty here tbh
Salt and pepper spare ribs Salt and chilli chicken balls Shredded chicken with garlic chilli sauce Szechuan pork
You’re not in the pub now japes
Wonder whether the chef is on the penis people or not
Fried soft noodle Fried rice Peking spare ribs Veg spring rolls (10)
sake
What. What mate what
You and @noise_ramones are going to have to share
Got a dry mouth just reading that ffs
More than enough succulence there for non babies
There’s really not though
