Because my food intake today consists of only Bombay mix and biscuits and I need someone else to share the shame

It’s a long story involving moonlit distractions in an alleyway

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I might be getting a takeaway later if Co-op doesn’t have one of the two ready meals that don’t have milk in them.

Even the chicken and black bean sauce has milk in it, for fuck’s sake.

think I’m gonna have to spend a twenty here tbh

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Salt and pepper spare ribs
Salt and chilli chicken balls
Shredded chicken with garlic chilli sauce
Szechuan pork

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You’re not in the pub now japes

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Wonder whether the chef is on the penis people or not

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Fried soft noodle
Fried rice
Peking spare ribs
Veg spring rolls (10)

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sake

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What. What mate what

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You and @noise_ramones are going to have to share

Got a dry mouth just reading that ffs

More than enough succulence there for non babies

There’s really not though

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my sauce is mine alone

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Please can I have:

Curry sauce (large)
Sweet and sour sauce (large)
Gravy sauce (large)
And bean sprouts, but I only want a few of those. Thanks.

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Would love to get thrown out of an old school local chinese restaurant with epimer and the prof
Byob cans scattering everywhere

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Really want a big greasy chinese for tea now dammit

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that’s japanese, mate

Fuck you, I’ve never been thrown out of a local Chinese takeaway in my life.

It was a Bangladeshi place and there’s no way we were being as loud as they said.

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