It’s a long story involving moonlit distractions in an alleyway
I might be getting a takeaway later if Co-op doesn’t have one of the two ready meals that don’t have milk in them.
Even the chicken and black bean sauce has milk in it, for fuck’s sake.
think I’m gonna have to spend a twenty here tbh
Salt and pepper spare ribs Salt and chilli chicken balls Shredded chicken with garlic chilli sauce Szechuan pork
You’re not in the pub now japes
Wonder whether the chef is on the penis people or not
Fried soft noodle Fried rice Peking spare ribs Veg spring rolls (10)
sake
What. What mate what
You and @noise_ramones are going to have to share
Got a dry mouth just reading that ffs
More than enough succulence there for non babies
There’s really not though
my sauce is mine alone
Please can I have:
Curry sauce (large) Sweet and sour sauce (large) Gravy sauce (large) And bean sprouts, but I only want a few of those. Thanks.
Would love to get thrown out of an old school local chinese restaurant with epimer and the prof Byob cans scattering everywhere
Really want a big greasy chinese for tea now dammit
that’s japanese, mate
Fuck you, I’ve never been thrown out of a local Chinese takeaway in my life.
It was a Bangladeshi place and there’s no way we were being as loud as they said.
Fucksake. I’ve been licking hot sauce again except this time it’s got on my forehead
