#22

:neutral_face::face_with_raised_eyebrow:

calm down.

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#24

being able to use the toilet

going back to bed

ignoring the work I really need to be doing

#25

Unless the cake is homemade apple crumble then it can GTFO quite frankly

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#26

Massive boozy lunch somewhere that turns into afternoon drinking.
The money for a massive boozy lunch somewhere that turns into afternoon drinking.

#28

replaying San Andreas cause I cant remember at all what the third island is like

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#29

jacuzzi

#30

Was on holiday in France once as a teenager and there was some fountain thing where we were. This blokes young daughter was walking on the edge of it larking about and he ran over there like “be careful, get down from there!”, tried to get her off the edge but ended up slipping over and going clean in himself. Fully clothed and everything. His daughter remained completely unharmed. Lovely stuff.

#31

All you can eat chinese buffet where I can just eat all the starters followed by watching the rest of Wild, Wild Country while gently dozing on the sofa.

#32

I desperately need a facial!!

#33

I could do with all the things being done to me tbh. I wish you lived closer! I would absolutely insist on a spa day!!!

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#34

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#36

I fell over on a petrol station forecourt yesterday. I was carrying two bags at the time, so couldn’t break my fall. Some arsehole was laughing hysterically and pointing at me whilst I was sprawled across the floor.

Most embarrassed I’ve been in a long time.

In fairness it was probably hilarious though.

#37

Can’t really put into words how much I want to go back to bed.

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#38

YESSS I know. We’ll have to do it when you come down to London for a DiS meat (eventually!!).

I just want someone to do my face all nice and give me a nice head and neck massage. And then maybe a pedicure or something.

But I’d like all these things to be done in like a nice hotel room at about 8pm so I can just go straight to sleep after

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#39

YES, I hate having a massage and then having to step out into the daylight and walk home… it always feels a bit grim.

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#40

A pair of nice trainers that don’t wreck my feet

#41

Gd man a fellow UBF fan

#42

Wouldn’t mind a hug. Or going back to bed to get said hug.

#43

Cake

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#44

reluctantly crouched
at the starting line

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