Keeping it lighthearted, of course 
- I am incapable of doing the washing up without soaking my top and tummy with water
- I stay dry!
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- I am incapable of not doing kissy face/noises when I see a cat
- I donât like cats
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When someone says âQuestionâ.
- I am incapable of not saying / thinking âtell me what you think about meâ.
- I wonder what the person is going to ask.
- No-one has ever said âquestionâ to me.
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You missed out the ânotâ
Would like to say I like cats rather a lot, I just donât make kissy noises at them
Will always try to get their attention though. Often give a little thumbs up to any cats I see in a window
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Not incapable?
Incapable of not.
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- I am incapable of watching a movie from start to finish without checking my phone/another tab
- I am capable of the above
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Tell me not what you think about me
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Oh yeah! Corrected it now and invalidated the sixty votes it already had.
Question.
- I am incapable of not finding double negatives difficult to misunderstand.
- I am capable of finding double negatives easy to understand.
- These both mean the same thing.
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âWhereâs yours you furry bastard, oh thatâs right, half way up your arm, you useless bellend.â 
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- I am incapable of putting cheese in or on food without eating a handful
- I am a liar
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this is a good thread!
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- I am incapable of trying to avoid somebody on the pavement without misjudging which direction they will swerve and doing a little avoidance dance with them
- I am capable of navigating this tricky situation
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Walking in a straight line
I like cats if they are in somebodyâs house but find them pretty unremarkable out on the street, barely notice them
- I am incapable of getting cash out of a cash machine without reflexively saying thank you
- I can tell the difference between a person and a machine
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I sometimes say âyouâre welcome!â to self-service checkouts if that helps?
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