#48

More of a Virgin man?

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#49

First edition rare book but it’s a book you don’t really like

  • Yeah who gives a fuck about Bleak House or whatever, my arse is dirty
  • And lose out on all that sweet sweet money? You must be mad!

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#50

Stop shitting in xylos shop

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#51

NEVER!

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#52

Banana peel

  • Could work?
  • Too smeary

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#53

Some toilet paper lying on the floor of the public toilet. May have been pre-used, may not

  • I’ll take my chances
  • I’d rather not

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#54

my new office has toilets with fancy built in bidets like this

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bizarrely they are only on the second floor where i work but no other floors in the building

anyway there is a ‘Dry’ button but it’s just like a particularly weak hand dryer blowing at your bum so it doesn’t do much. i tend to have a post-bidet wipe to dry up and make sure everything is clean

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#55

just a banana-scented wet wipe, really

with moisturising banana oils

#56

Ahahahahahahahaha, lolling at this thread title

#57

I once had my birth certificate official council copy refused for being a copy.
They happily accepted my passport, obtained using said copy.

#58

Just want to say that I would be prepared to use newspaper, kitchen roll, etc but I would also be very very afraid of blocking my toilet so I’d be ultra careful and possibly do some tests first.

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#59

Could do smaller poos to be safe

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#60

Oh I see

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#62

Various sullied, matted teddy bears lying under microscopes.

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#63

I obviously have disregarded the Teddy option

#64

Bum Hoses

Wednesday 11th March
Old Blue Last
£6

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#65

yeah, doubt i’m gonna be pressing buttons that folk have pissed all over

#66

They’re usually the one part of the toilet that’s dry tbf

I only recently plucked up the courage to press ‘Turbo’

#67
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#68

BUMp