My teeth feel weird so I’d quite like a toothbrush and some toothpaste. I’ve had more decadent cravings, tbf.
Oh this is weird. My teeth feel odd today too. It’s like, I’m painfully aware that they’re there.
But I’m craving a long walk and an even longer bath.
plan on satisfying both of these soon
A haircut and a beer. Should achieve both this evening.
Pickled onions. (I’m not pregnant.)
a massive poo
edit : gonna wait half an hour and REALLY enjoy it
TREAT YO SELF
I’m not some kind of Toni & Guy Becks Vier drinking arsehole eps.
Thought maybe you went to a Turkish barber. Didn’t realise you were so rabidly Brexit.
I do go to a Turkish barber but alas no beers.
Nostril waxing though?
This day is really dragging and I’ve eaten all my food and I’m still hungry!
oh, and attention over here
He can’t help himself.
A whole box of these to myself.
@keith the next time there’s a meat I can make it to… wanna go here first?