What are your vital statistics?


#1

height
weight (optional)
shoe size
inside leg
waist (optional)
breast size (optional)
penis (optional)

H - 6’2"
W - 13 on the nose
SS - 9
IL - 34
W - 32
B - n/a
P - not so great

you?


#2

I suppose “Girls, how big are your tits?” would have got you banned so fair play.


#3

fuck this


#4

6’4
13st 10lb
shoe size 10
trousers 34" waist, ideally 35" leg but will wear a 34"
no I don’t have breasts
yes I have a penis


#5

height - A generous 5’7"
weight - Somewhere around the 68kg mark
shoe size - 8.5
inside leg - Dunno, 30"
waist - 30"
breast size - N/A (although I could do with toning up up there)
penis - Decent


#6

Height - 5’ 9"
Weight - 11st 7lb
Shoe size - 10
Leg - 30"
Waist - 32"
Breasts - n/a
Penis - your mum has never complained


#7

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#8

big strong man, man


#9

Wise editing


#10

height: 183cm
weight: 88.5kg :frowning:
shoe size: 9.5
inside leg: 84cm
waist: 88cm
breast size: n/a
penis: nice


#11

Height- 5ft 9 in my socks- aka the height that makes insecure average height men get all pissy (jn my experience short men know they’re short, are over it and don’t care, it’s the ones that are kidding themselves that they’re both 6ft and that it’s important you’ve got to watch out for)

Weight- perfectly fine

Shoe size- 6.5


#12

to cut to the chase:

5.5 inches, and an A-cup.


#13

good topics silks

height - about 6 foot on the dot
weight - around 12 and a half/13 stone
shoe size - 12
inside leg - genuinely no idea
waist - 34
breast size - n/a
penis size- average I guess


#14

H - 5’ 8
W - 11 stone
SS - 9
IL - 30
W - 30
B - n/a
P - 7


#15

H - 6’4"
W - 14st10
SS - 12
IL - 34
W - 34
B - n/a
P - My Pen is a ballpoint


#16

height = 175cm/5ft9in
weight = 75kg/11st7lb
shoe size = 10
inside leg = 31in
waist = 32in
breast size = You saying I’m flat-chested, like?
penis = walnut whip


#17

height - 5’6"
weight - About 11 stone 4. I do not weigh myself unless I am at the doctors. No good can come of knowing how much you weigh
shoe size - 6
inside leg - 28"
waist 29" Although my actual waist is small but my jean size is 29" waist
breast size - 34E
penis N/A


#18

H - 6’1"
W - 12st last time I weighed in
SS - 13
IL - 32
W - 28 (jeans are a 28, 32 anyway, I’ve not actually put a tape measure around for years.
B - n/a
P - “Handsome”


#19

Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.


#20

Ain’t exactly pretty.
Ain’t exactly small.
Fourt’two thirt’nine fiftysix.
You could say I’ve got it all.