Would just like to state, on the record, that I know that I’m short but I am still quite annoyed about it.

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Maybe you just need to find some really short friends who you can feel unjustifiably superior to.

Got a couple of friends the exact same height as me, I have no feelings of superiority over them or anyone else really though. We can discuss being quite annoyed at being short together though which is nice I guess.

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Haha, I’m beginning to think we may have actually worked together, as I had a very similar colleague. Every day he’d eat two chicken breasts covered in Nandos sauce and some steamed broccoli. I was kind of darkly fascinated with him.

Film stars tend to be surprisingly short. Claim you are “Hollywood-sized”.

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I like this a lot, will make it a big part of my next personal-rebrand. Thanks!

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Unfortunately I think they infest a lot of place. You should have seen the look on this guy’s face when I told him that the human body can only absorb so much protein per day, so he was probably pissing out the majority of the over-priced whey he was drinking.

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I don’t think I was ever that meek or mild!

H - 5’8"
W - roundabout 12 stone i think
SS - 9
IL - not sure
W - 32 according to my jeans
B - N/A
P - check yr PMs bbz xxxx

struggling to understand why so many people don’t know their inside leg measurement.

mostly wear jeans that just say L, R or S tbh. i seem to vary between R and S.

Because it’s pointless information. Genuinely never given it any thought when buying jeans or trousers. Unless you’re very tall or very short you’re absolutely fine just going off waist sizes. 90% will be the average (31") or at a push an inch either way…but then i suspect you already knew all this.

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this is of course, complete and utter nonsense.

I guess a bad combo of both being really insecure and having a huge ego? Like they want to feel big and important, but aren’t willing/are unable to actually do anything impressive, so they have to find someone who sets the bar low.

It’s like when I was at school, there were plenty of 19-20+ lads who used to meet their girlfriends at the school gates. At the time it had this vague image of “cool older boyfriend”, but now it’s more like “who is this creepy loser who couldn’t find an adult, and is dating a 15/16 year old instead?”

Anyone with experience of tailoring would tell you that 31" is the average inside leg measurement for a British adult male. Well over three quarters of all British adult males have an inside leg between 30" and 32".

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Just spoken to my tailor and he tells me it’s actually 77%

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height: 5ft 7in
weight: wildly varies between 10st and about 10st 10lb
shoe size: EU 42
inside leg: Not a clue
waist: Actual waist 28 inches, trouser size waist 32 inches
breast size: 34D/DD depending on my weight
penis: n/a

5’9"
Somewhere between 15st and 15st 10.
UK 10.5-11
30
I wear a 36 or 38 - my huge legs feel more comfortable in a 38 but I know the trousers are a bit big.
I could fill an AA.
Had no complaints.

I describe my build as cuddly or sturdy.

height - 5’ 10"ish
weight (optional) - 11 stone on the dot last time I checked (ages ago)
shoe size - 9 or 10
inside leg - dunno
waist (optional) - 30" - 32"
breast size (optional) - small
penis (optional) - still a worry but probably fine

height - 5’8"
weight - 10st
shoe size - 8.5
inside leg - don’t know
waist - 30"
breast size - NA
penis size - 2-3 inches