Do you reckon they’ve put it behind them now and they’ve reintegrated back into civilised society? Alternatively might they be waiting for the Euros and that?
What became of the dreams we had?
What?
Who had beer that’s now departed
Some of them have been promoted, some of them have become parents, some of them have got married, some of them have got their foot on the property ladder, some of them have died, some of them have been forced to live a lie, some of them have thrown some more beer
There’ll always be beer throwing lads
While there’s a country lane,
Wherever there’s a cottage small
Beside a field of grain
Would love to see a clown-lad throw a pint that turned out to be confetti
or some beautiful doves
One time at Kings of Leon (I know) at T in the Park (I know), a guy pissed in his empty beer cup and then threw it forward into the crowd.
/tangentially related
they all found their true carling
Brilliant!
That would be a conjuror-lad surely?
In 2017 nobody threw beer
In 2018 SOME people threw beer
In 2019 nobody threw beer
Slugs are truly awful creatures
slugs do really like beer
I think they’re the only animals I don’t like, at least snails have the decency to grow a shell.
If someone said to me “You can get rid of all slugs by just thinking the thought “I wish all slugs were dead” if you want to do that” I would make sure that I had that thought immediately
Fuck a snail. I also hate those pricks.
Nah, nobody would miss them. Everyone would be like “You know what, I haven’t seen a slug for a while and I am very glad about it”
Should get themselves a fucking spine then shouldn’t they.
I think the thing that any animal I loathe has in common is the fact they are lacking in vertebrae (I also don’t really like cats)