#11

Brilliant!

#12

That would be a conjuror-lad surely?

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#13

In 2017 nobody threw beer

In 2018 SOME people threw beer

In 2019 nobody threw beer

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#14

just imagine waiting in a queue for ages, in the hot sun, and finally getting your beer and then making the long trek back to your mates, weaving in and out of the crowd, and then 5 minutes later chucking most of it in the air.
Think I have more in common with slugs than those people

#15

Slugs are truly awful creatures

#16

slugs do really like beer

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#17

don’t judge a book by it’s cover. Underneath that slimy skin is…a completely worthless…thing

#18

I think they’re the only animals I don’t like, at least snails have the decency to grow a shell.

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#19

If someone said to me “You can get rid of all slugs by just thinking the thought “I wish all slugs were dead” if you want to do that” I would make sure that I had that thought immediately

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#21

Fuck a snail. I also hate those pricks.

#22

I wonder if snails would miss them

#24

Nah, nobody would miss them. Everyone would be like “You know what, I haven’t seen a slug for a while and I am very glad about it”

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#25

“Slugs are preyed upon by virtually every major vertebrate group”
LEAVESLUGSALONE

#26

Should get themselves a fucking spine then shouldn’t they.

I think the thing that any animal I loathe has in common is the fact they are lacking in vertebrae (I also don’t really like cats)

#27

Yes, always thought this. Getting a beer at a festival takes ages and costs a fortune.

Throw a ball instead

#28

I have a vivid memory of deliberately riding over a slug with a tricycle. I still feel guilty about it, but maybe knowing that it’s one less slug to bother you will help to alleviate this burden

#29

Which wheel of the tricycle was it with? (Tricycles or “trikes” famously have three wheels)

#30

Yeah, sea slugs are great

#31

I have a slug anecdote if anyone would like to hear it?

#32

The front wheel of the ‘trike’, so I watched it get cleaved in two :cry: