Shag the gherkin
Eat the Oxo tower
Marry big ben
Leaning Tower of Pisa
I’d snap pieces of the Sydney opera house off and have them with salsa like tortilla chips
don’t think i’d eat any of them but i’d definitely shag loads of em, ideally while people were inside them for maximum lols
Shag La Grande Arche de la Défense
Eat the gatehouses at Parc Guell
Eat the Eden Project dome things.
I don’t find buildings sexually attractive tbh.
Kick Blackpool Tower into the sea cos its shit.
doth protest too much
I’d create a giant ‘one man one jar’ with the shard
The Thames runs red
Shag Sunlight House
Eat Lowry House
I’d be too busy eating giant ginger bread houses to think about why someone things I should do a spot of building shagging.
Cos just look at the state of it.
Haven’t seen it in person, hope I never have to.
Aperitif, then starter, main, and desert, conveniently located together.
I’d penetrate myself with the Falkirk Wheel if that counts?