What buildings would you shag or eat if you were a giant?

#1

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#2

Shag the gherkin

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#3

Eat the Oxo tower

Marry big ben

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#4

Leaning Tower of Pisa

#5

I’d snap pieces of the Sydney opera house off and have them with salsa like tortilla chips

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#6

don’t think i’d eat any of them but i’d definitely shag loads of em, ideally while people were inside them for maximum lols

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#7

Shag obviously

#8

Shag La Grande Arche de la Défense

Eat the gatehouses at Parc Guell

#9

Eat the Eden Project dome things.

#10

I don’t find buildings sexually attractive tbh.

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#11

Kick Blackpool Tower into the sea cos its shit.

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#12

doth protest too much

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#13

Yeah right

Phwoarrr.

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#14

I’d create a giant ‘one man one jar’ with the shard

The Thames runs red

#15

Shag Sunlight House
Eat Lowry House

#16

I’d be too busy eating giant ginger bread houses to think about why someone things I should do a spot of building shagging.

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#17

SHAG

MARRY

AVOID
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#18

#19

SNOG
Dreamy! :heart_eyes:

MARRY
:star_struck::wink:

AVOID
Cos just look at the state of it.

KILL
Haven’t seen it in person, hope I never have to.

EAT
Aperitif, then starter, main, and desert, conveniently located together.

DRINK
Burp!

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#20

I’d penetrate myself with the Falkirk Wheel if that counts?