What buildings would you shag or eat if you were a giant?

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Shag the gherkin

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Eat the Oxo tower

Marry big ben

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Leaning Tower of Pisa

I’d snap pieces of the Sydney opera house off and have them with salsa like tortilla chips

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don’t think i’d eat any of them but i’d definitely shag loads of em, ideally while people were inside them for maximum lols

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Shag obviously

Shag La Grande Arche de la Défense

Eat the gatehouses at Parc Guell

Eat the Eden Project dome things.

I don’t find buildings sexually attractive tbh.

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Kick Blackpool Tower into the sea cos its shit.

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doth protest too much

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Yeah right

Phwoarrr.

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I’d create a giant ‘one man one jar’ with the shard

The Thames runs red

Shag Sunlight House
Eat Lowry House

I’d be too busy eating giant ginger bread houses to think about why someone things I should do a spot of building shagging.

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SHAG

MARRY

AVOID
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SNOG
Dreamy! :heart_eyes:

MARRY
:star_struck::wink:

AVOID
Cos just look at the state of it.

KILL
Haven’t seen it in person, hope I never have to.

EAT
Aperitif, then starter, main, and desert, conveniently located together.

DRINK
Burp!

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I’d penetrate myself with the Falkirk Wheel if that counts?