‘lessons learned’
Put clear procedures in place
i think certain people neglected to carry out proper due diligence
Write down all the improvements we can make and file them away in Sharepoint to never be read again.
it all comes down to good communications
We may need to review annual leave availability at this time of year
replace it with a ‘like’ button
we need to replace directive controls with preventive controls.
Never assume: it makes an ASS out of U and ME
Resign
Maybe we could have this put on a sign at reception?
a space force?
going forward
We need a Compliance Tsar
Proper preparation prevents piss poor production
even more guns
IM TELLIBG YOU GUYS, IF YOUD JUST LISTENED AT THE START THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAVPPENED!!!11
representative focus group
Send a token email to a middle manager who is supposed to be somewhat responsible for that sort of thing in a roundabout way but really doesn’t give a fuck and probably won’t read it. However, Mrs Smith, having looked into the matter I believe this to have been caused by an isolated error. I’ve raised this with the relevant department to ensure this is dealt with. We’re sorry to have let you down on this occasion and would like to take this opportunity to thank you for your continued custom.