i can hear pigeons
the tapping of my keyboard
a kettle boiling
far away, a phone rings
indiscriminate chatter in the car park
The bubbles from my can of irn bru extra
The gardeners/tree people who have been cutting grass, trimming hedges and chain sawing trees outside my flat for THREE days.
A meeting that I’m calling into (gross)
mouse clicking
sighing
typing
chatter
books
ents?
you can hear books, aye
Very little, which is always a sign that shit is going to hit the fan
Ive finished tho (lol, no im here doing paperwork 25 mins after my shifts finished) so if my pager goes off, i can say sozzzzzzz other dudes have thisss
it’s what you’re taught at library school
Huh?
The gardeners
The boiler or something murmuring
Jnr saying " you rubbish you in the bin, I love you"
mouse wheel scroll
keyboard clickity clack
Over the sounds of my headphones I can hear someone on the phone and someone typing on a keyboard
ask eric
You working on the audiobook version of I Am An Office Worker?
Ignore him. He gets turned on by elves and pixies
A phone is ringing!
Yanny. No, Laurel
Too much chatter all around me. I’d be more annoyed, but I haven’t got a great deal of work that it’s distracting me from.