What can't you do

Can’t pronounce or hear the different between ‘f’ and ‘th’ sounds
Can’t whistle

Blow up balloons

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I can’t stop giving more and more of myself to this community

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Oh yeah that’s another for my list.

Fix a puncture on the roadside
Any DIY to a reasonable level

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I can’t, can’t, can’t, can’t control my feet

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You could try

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Don’t remember asking.

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Bring myself to read any DiS thread with >100 replies. Getting in on the ground level with this one.

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Draw.

Care about sports

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can’t do ironing for shit

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I know @PocketMouse has said this before. I just don’t understand how you can’t hear the difference. “Fat” and “That” are different words. How can you not hear that!

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Oh fuck yeah, this. It’s both pointless and impossible!

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I cannot skip (rope)

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I learned, like most things, by watching a tutorial video on YouTube.

Very good joke!

But yeah can’t hear a difference between thread and Fred. And just say the same word for both

Snap my fingers

save money - don’t understand how anyone does it

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Try saying “Fred” while gently biting the tip of your tongue. Now you are on your way to saying “thread”.