#234

maybe his job is to watch documentaries

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#235

That would be a great job

#236

what kind of job would allow that? Maybe if he was doing the subtitles or maybe sign language

#237

Just got in from work. Absolutely knackered and want to go to bed but I first have to just quickly eat this massive block of cheese

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#238

right now my job is to watch a well-known tv show where a select group of people from an area of the uk take turns going to eachothers’ houses and cooking for them

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#241

Haha!! Aww, :blush: no, u!!

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#242

Aaaaahhhh!!!

#243

actually watching one in your city rn

#244

Haha eeeee!! Exciting. This would be when I’d reveal to you that I am in fact one of the contestants

#246

One of my best friends works for a think tank and always comments on how similar everyone is privilege-wise, including herself

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#247

Aaargh someone’s alarm (burglar alarm probably? It’s loud but doesn’t sound like one) is going off. It’s not too loud in my room but likely to stop me sleeping. If it doesn’t stop in the next few mins i may have to drive half an hour to my boyfriend’s. He’ll be thrilled as he’s been in bed for over an hour.

#248

:grimacing::see_no_evil:

#250

They don’t like it, the scotch dafties

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#251

I’m off to get into bed with a beautiful woman. Laters legislators :no_good_man:

#253

OMG, id love to meet you and all the lady DiSers :blush: on a regular basis I feel irked that we don’t all live in the same city. I think we’d have a brilliant night out.

Ooooo, well, people just drink it straight… like wine? I think? Straight from the bottle before smashing it on someones head. Oooorrrr trendy hipster folk will ocassionally turn it into a cocktail nowadays.

PS you can call me whatever you want :wink:

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#254

currently in a war with my neighbour because I have the window open, so count your :chicken:

might throw a sock and pair of undies at her window now though.

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#255

I’m still awake because I like to be exhausted at work

#258

woo only 2.5 hours to go!!!

:sleeping:

#259

mix it with milk: ‘buckshake’

don’t do this though

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#261

Walk home animal count:
:fox_face: :fox_face: :fox_face: :fox_face: :fox_face:
:cat: :cat: :cat:

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