What did Bruce Forsyth say when he arrived at the spices section in his local Asda?

He said “Oh that reminds me, I’ll get some cumin whilst I’m here. And some mild chilli powder and some ground coriander. I love chilli con carne me don’t I love.” strongman pose

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Too soon!

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When he got home his wife asked him, “didn’t they do sorrel?”

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I think the joke would work better if he said

‘Spice to meet you, To meet you spice’

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You get nothing for a pear?

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What did the young Bruce Forsyth say after successfully building a snowman?

#Life, is the name of the game and I… etc etc

What did Bruce Forsyth say when booking into a hotel which had previously been condemned by the local authorities for a bed bug infestation?

Was it “Oh no, I should’ve gone somewhere else”?

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Didn’t look like a Bruce did he?

More of a Ken

Not in this local Asda.

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Play your cards nice and if you dont, be careful. Keeeeeeeeeeep seeing you to keeeeeeeeeep nice

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You’re thinking of Ken Bruce

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Bruce Forsyth always really reminds me of Tigger from Winnie the Pooh

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Bruce Forsyth

“Is that the thyme?!”

What did Bruce forseyth say when he came face to face with the rodent that had been causing havoc in his household (eating cheese and squeaking a lot, stuff like that)?

No such thing.

Cuddly toooyyyyy!!!