#41

Ooo everybody pay attention to me ooo it’s my birthday ooo everyone celebrate me being me ooo ME ME ME ME ME ME fuck off you’re not ten years old

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#42

:smiley:

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#43

blimey

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#44

Unless you are ten years old. Then it’s fine.

(Eleven year olds can cunt off, though)

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#45

I try to use it as an excuse to do something that’s positive like go out somewhere with my family and justify spending some money on us all

#46

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#47

Knew I could rely on you bbz :kissing_heart:

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#48

I know someone who cried at work because their colleagues forgot to get them a card and cake!!! I pray that my colleagues forget my birthday every year.

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#49

think you guys might be confusing going out for a few beers with throwing a princess party

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#50

At work do you:

  • Get a card signed by everyone
  • Get sung happy birthday to
  • Nothing

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#51

AND A CAKE AND FLOWERS. But you have to share the cake with everyone so it doesn’t really count.

#52

do everything possible to stop work people finding out. only one place i’ve worked they had a calendar set up with everyone’s birthday’s and always made a fuss about it :disappointed:

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#53

That’s nice. We normally bring in cake when it’s ours.

#54

Bring in things for everyone else. Shambles

#55

Hack the mainframe from your workstation and change it to a date that’s already passed then.

#56

My work has a list. The persons line manager is responsible for sending the card round. Prett awks when the LM is rubbish and forgets.

#57

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#58

Pretty much my feelings on it too tbh. Feels like it isn’t really doing something for your birthday if it isn’t on the day. So for me the last time I did something was 2009 (went out with one friend and had a brilliant day), which was also the first time I did something since primary school age when I had a couple of birthday parties before deciding it wasn’t really for me.

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#59

I’ve got quite lazy with mine. As you get older and go out less, I think they’re a good excuse for everyone to get together. I prefer other peoples though.

#60

never want to invite people to celebrate my birthday incase it is presumptuous

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