#45

Mashed potato and salad isn’t right either, the more I think about it.

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#46

why do you even have to think about it?! salad and fucking mash potato, what the fucking fuck.

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#47

:smiley: was so focused on gravy and cucumber that I didn’t even think about leaves and mashed potato

Whole plate is an utter travesty

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#48

:nauseated_face: :nauseated_face: :nauseated_face: :face_vomiting:

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#49

why is it being claimed that the rest is a salad? that isn’t a salad

#50

Look clearly a good salad does not benefit from having gravy poured all over it, but the salad in the picture is not a good salad. It’s a pile of cold, chunky vegetables. I’d rather have gravy on my pile of cold, chunky vegetables than not, on balance.

#51

To be fair, no one is claiming it’s a good salad

#52

had an excellent fish curry that has slices of cucumber on the top of

excellent I tell you

#53

The chef that deemed it a fit combination is an absolute ball bag.

#54

It’s clearly indicative of some kind of hostage situation taking place in the restaurant’s kitchen. I’d alert the authorities.

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#55

the cucumber spelled out ‘help me’. unfortunately, it was obscured by the gravy.

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#56

Yeah, my point is that it’s ok to put gravy on a shit salad. If the salad is already ruined, putting gravy on it will not ruin it further.

#58

It’s the addition of the salad that’s the problem though. I don’t think the gravy should have to go, the gravy’s done nothing wrong. The salad, THE SALAD, is the interloper here.

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#60

I like to twizzle mine, to add to the kitsch

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#61

I got a job washing dishes in a restaurant when I was about 16 and just after the start of my first shift one of the chefs asked me to make a round of tea, he pointed to the kettle and left me to it. Problem was my parents still used a kettle on the hob, I didn’t drink tea, so the electric kettle was completely alien to me, I filled it with water but was then stumped (the jug he showed me wasn’t with the base). Think I fannied about for ten minutes before he came back asking where the tea was and I admitted I wasn’t sure how the kettle worked.

Struggled to fit in ever after.

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#64

fuck all gravy, only ever makes things worse

#65

depressing medieval shite

#66

Noooo :sob:

#67

sorry, you’re still allowed to like it!

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#68

my golden rule with food is if you can’t eat it with an apple it’s not worth eating

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