#54

It’s clearly indicative of some kind of hostage situation taking place in the restaurant’s kitchen. I’d alert the authorities.

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#55

the cucumber spelled out ‘help me’. unfortunately, it was obscured by the gravy.

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#56

Yeah, my point is that it’s ok to put gravy on a shit salad. If the salad is already ruined, putting gravy on it will not ruin it further.

#58

It’s the addition of the salad that’s the problem though. I don’t think the gravy should have to go, the gravy’s done nothing wrong. The salad, THE SALAD, is the interloper here.

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#60

I like to twizzle mine, to add to the kitsch

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#61

I got a job washing dishes in a restaurant when I was about 16 and just after the start of my first shift one of the chefs asked me to make a round of tea, he pointed to the kettle and left me to it. Problem was my parents still used a kettle on the hob, I didn’t drink tea, so the electric kettle was completely alien to me, I filled it with water but was then stumped (the jug he showed me wasn’t with the base). Think I fannied about for ten minutes before he came back asking where the tea was and I admitted I wasn’t sure how the kettle worked.

Struggled to fit in ever after.

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#64

fuck all gravy, only ever makes things worse

#65

depressing medieval shite

#66

Noooo :sob:

#67

sorry, you’re still allowed to like it!

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#68

my golden rule with food is if you can’t eat it with an apple it’s not worth eating

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#69

:slight_smile: thank you

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#70

this is a fascinating rule you’ve just made up there

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#71

keeps salad in play then. Smart move.

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#72

cheese - great with apple
tomato - great with apple
chocolate - sure why not

it’s a great system

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#73

ass - great with apple

ah I see, it works!

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#74

yeah you could probably eat ass and apple with each other

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#75

This is how I feel at my current job, as the tap water is too dirty to drink, but I’ve seen people fill the kettle up with the external hot water tap boiler thing

#77

Yeah, but jus would say that.

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#78

I’m so tired I was stumped trying to work out how to use apples to pick up food like a fork or a spoon

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