It’s clearly indicative of some kind of hostage situation taking place in the restaurant’s kitchen. I’d alert the authorities.
the cucumber spelled out ‘help me’. unfortunately, it was obscured by the gravy.
Yeah, my point is that it’s ok to put gravy on a shit salad. If the salad is already ruined, putting gravy on it will not ruin it further.
It’s the addition of the salad that’s the problem though. I don’t think the gravy should have to go, the gravy’s done nothing wrong. The salad, THE SALAD, is the interloper here.
I got a job washing dishes in a restaurant when I was about 16 and just after the start of my first shift one of the chefs asked me to make a round of tea, he pointed to the kettle and left me to it. Problem was my parents still used a kettle on the hob, I didn’t drink tea, so the electric kettle was completely alien to me, I filled it with water but was then stumped (the jug he showed me wasn’t with the base). Think I fannied about for ten minutes before he came back asking where the tea was and I admitted I wasn’t sure how the kettle worked.
Struggled to fit in ever after.
fuck all gravy, only ever makes things worse
depressing medieval shite
sorry, you’re still allowed to like it!
my golden rule with food is if you can’t eat it with an apple it’s not worth eating
this is a fascinating rule you’ve just made up there
keeps salad in play then. Smart move.
cheese - great with apple
tomato - great with apple
chocolate - sure why not
it’s a great system
ass - great with apple
ah I see, it works!
yeah you could probably eat ass and apple with each other
This is how I feel at my current job, as the tap water is too dirty to drink, but I’ve seen people fill the kettle up with the external hot water tap boiler thing
Yeah, but jus would say that.
I’m so tired I was stumped trying to work out how to use apples to pick up food like a fork or a spoon