#41

That’s because you’re a tolerant, big hearted person with the capacity to know great joy.

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#42

Imagine

  1. eating meat
  2. ordering sausage and mash when out. Who can’t make that to a decent level?
#43

How about this.
I went for a meal outside in a pub garden last night and the menu didn’t reflect the one online.
So there was no tuna Niçoise salad on the menu like there was online. When questioned they said they were only serving some items inside. So the menu was basically the same but you couldn’t get a Tuna Niçoise salad served outside, but you could get it 2 metres away if sat inside the pub

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#44

Maybe they were worried the tuna would attract sea gulls

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#45

Mashed potato and salad isn’t right either, the more I think about it.

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#46

why do you even have to think about it?! salad and fucking mash potato, what the fucking fuck.

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#47

:smiley: was so focused on gravy and cucumber that I didn’t even think about leaves and mashed potato

Whole plate is an utter travesty

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#48

:nauseated_face: :nauseated_face: :nauseated_face: :face_vomiting:

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#49

why is it being claimed that the rest is a salad? that isn’t a salad

#50

Look clearly a good salad does not benefit from having gravy poured all over it, but the salad in the picture is not a good salad. It’s a pile of cold, chunky vegetables. I’d rather have gravy on my pile of cold, chunky vegetables than not, on balance.

#51

To be fair, no one is claiming it’s a good salad

#52

had an excellent fish curry that has slices of cucumber on the top of

excellent I tell you

#53

The chef that deemed it a fit combination is an absolute ball bag.

#54

It’s clearly indicative of some kind of hostage situation taking place in the restaurant’s kitchen. I’d alert the authorities.

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#55

the cucumber spelled out ‘help me’. unfortunately, it was obscured by the gravy.

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#56

Yeah, my point is that it’s ok to put gravy on a shit salad. If the salad is already ruined, putting gravy on it will not ruin it further.

#58

It’s the addition of the salad that’s the problem though. I don’t think the gravy should have to go, the gravy’s done nothing wrong. The salad, THE SALAD, is the interloper here.

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#60

I like to twizzle mine, to add to the kitsch

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#61

I got a job washing dishes in a restaurant when I was about 16 and just after the start of my first shift one of the chefs asked me to make a round of tea, he pointed to the kettle and left me to it. Problem was my parents still used a kettle on the hob, I didn’t drink tea, so the electric kettle was completely alien to me, I filled it with water but was then stumped (the jug he showed me wasn’t with the base). Think I fannied about for ten minutes before he came back asking where the tea was and I admitted I wasn’t sure how the kettle worked.

Struggled to fit in ever after.

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#64

fuck all gravy, only ever makes things worse