Soft drinks for me, wine for everyone, cards for making joy!
Something else: a slight sense of unease
Wonder if anybodies ever taken a book to a party. Just done a bit of quiet reading
My stunning good looks and charming personality of course.
mainly just beer and wine, cured meats if I know they will get eaten
I’d get too anxious that people would think the thing I bought was rubbish so I’d buy something and then leave it at home probably
Some kind of spirit like limoncello to make people drink shots
Bottle of whisky/buckfast depending on the party.
Maybe some drugs and my sparkling wit.
2011 me would have brought bottle of house whiskey and 2l botty of cola
2019 me prolly the wankerbeers
I bring a fucking good time
And if you’re lucky a good fucking time
Last two parties I’ve been tow I’ve taken a bottle of Fernet branca
Cos I’m a wanker
Once got told I was doing it wrong by another partygoer for bringing a load of decent beers. They were into bringing cheap French supermarket lager to parties and then drinking the expensive stuff. Later that night they were pouring everybody glasses of the hosts single malt
Oooft that has some tang.
I do like a wee shot of branca mentha from time to time
I filled the first one with Listerine mouthwash and nobody could tell the difference
It depends a lot on the party tho tbh tbf