The cake, obvs
A desire to leave the party and a firm belief that I am lessening the enjoyment of other party goers.
Iāve done it a few times. Used it to hide out with when I got too high.
Massive bag of drink (incl. emergency cans for the hours past four oāclock) and my fucking excellent taste in banginā choons.
Only go to BYOB parties obviously
A selection of Indian sweets (barfi, chamcham, kesar pak, pera, etc)
Do you like Jalebi, Hoogs?
Not a massive fan tbh.
Ok. Thank you for your candour x
so not HRā¦ accounts?
Not those trumped up calculator jockeys
couldnāt really think of a department that would make that joke work tbh
How premium?
You bringing fentimans up in here?
@profk has it right
cheap lager, expensive lager, cheap wine [red]
drink the expensive lager while itās proper cold, then drink the cheap lager until i fall over and the wine is basically an emergency measure but will taste good if itās late and the beers are lukewarm
might take some kind of food, but as a thing for me to avoid being too pissed rather than as something to offer to the crowd
the real quiz is if any DiSers will turn up to the house party in my house that i invited them to next weekend
See you there with 4 packs of stubbies and a 2l bottle of wine
probably bring a guitar and sing some really cool songs
Real solid knowledge of appropriate cables for any multimedia needs that arise during the party
Generally beers or bottles of cider if Iām feeling fresh (rekordalig/bulmers and the like) but have been know to get a bottle of captain Morganās or sailor Jerryās with some coke and limes if itās gonna be a big one. Also for a couple of parties last year I made pina coladas for everyone, my favourite cocktail because Iām basically your aunt from the 1980s.
Almost never bring food, usually will eat before I go/on the way there.
Cat treats. In case/if the host has a cat.
Good to see Epimer making the sort of joke I would have done.