@profk has it right
cheap lager, expensive lager, cheap wine [red]
drink the expensive lager while it’s proper cold, then drink the cheap lager until i fall over and the wine is basically an emergency measure but will taste good if it’s late and the beers are lukewarm
might take some kind of food, but as a thing for me to avoid being too pissed rather than as something to offer to the crowd
the real quiz is if any DiSers will turn up to the house party in my house that i invited them to next weekend