What do you call a prisoner who is enjoying the fact that he is allowed to sleep under canvas in the exercise yard?

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Content.

Yeah I am fucking stepping to you @jordan_229

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You need help.

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What is the number for the smee brothers comedy writing forum?

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Very, VERY good joke.

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Did you hear about the lonely prisoner?

He was in his cell.

(quite possibly only works in Scottish/Glaswegian accent)

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Hmm how about something in con tin ent?

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Innocent you say? Another miscarriage of justice!

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My grandad’s all-time joke dog!

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What do you call an aloof, stuck-up prisoner walking down the stairs with an air of patronising superiority?

A condescending con descending

Cheers.

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You can call someone content. Doesn’t have to be their name. You have shamed yourself.

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I’ve got a feeling you just didn’t get it.

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up there with: is that a doughnut or a meringue?

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