What do you call a prisoner who is enjoying the fact that he is allowed to sleep under canvas in the exercise yard?


#1

Content.

Yeah I am fucking stepping to you @jordan_229


#2

You need help.


#3

What is the number for the smee brothers comedy writing forum?


#4

Very, VERY good joke.


#5

Did you hear about the lonely prisoner?

He was in his cell.

(quite possibly only works in Scottish/Glaswegian accent)


#6

Hmm how about something in con tin ent?


#7

Innocent you say? Another miscarriage of justice!


#8

My grandad’s all-time joke dog!


#9

What do you call an aloof, stuck-up prisoner walking down the stairs with an air of patronising superiority?

A condescending con descending

Cheers.


#10

that’s not even a name. :confounded:


#11

You can call someone content. Doesn’t have to be their name. You have shamed yourself.


#12

I’m not happy about this at all. this is a lower form of the ‘what do you call’ joke format.


#13

I’ve got a feeling you just didn’t get it.


#14

up there with: is that a doughnut or a meringue?