What do you call Vanilla Ice after he’s been in the bath too long?
Robert Van Wrinkle
What will it say on Vanilla Ice’s gravestone?
RIP Van Winkle
Vanilla Ice sent a link for Microsoft Excel to your father. He also sent one for Word to your mother…
Vanilla ice put a conch to his ear for the sound of the sea, but all he could here were shells.
What do you call Vanilla Ice after he has been in a freak science laboratory accident which has both multiplied him AND reconstituted his DNA into a more rodent form?
What do you call Vanilla Ice after he has been in a freak bread production factory accident which has chopped him up into a load of same sized pieces?
Vanilla Slice(d Bread)
oh no… what have I done
What do you call Vanilla Ice when his head is a bit itchy and he needs some specialist shampoo to rid himself of some parasitic insects that are feeding on his blood?
What do you call Vanilla Ice when you go to him for guidance or recommendations with regard to future action (maybe financial, maybe personal (possibly you are looking to invest in an ISA, or are having second thought about your impending wedding, maybe you are just not sure about the best way to cook some leeks, or are looking for a new box set to binge on over the weekend (something quite light, just looking to relax really, don’t want to get too sucked into a seven series programme of anything like that)?
What do you call Vanilla Ice when he is reminiscing about his heyday, listening to ‘ICE ICE BABY’ super loud on his noise cancelling headphones, whilst doing some vacuuming to keep his dwellings nice and clean. (also there are some roadworks going on up the road and there is a pneumatic drill constantly bashing up the concrete) ?
Anything you like! He can’t hear you! ha ha ha
Have you heard Vanilla Ice has opened a new chain of vegetarian breakfast diners? He uses moulded chickpeas to create a full range of meat replacements.
Cooking MCs like a pound of bacon