What do you currently smell of?


#1

I reckon I’m 25% biscuits, 50% washing powder, 25% musk.

You?


#2

satsuma
garlic
chocolate
deodorant


#3

Bounty bar and London


#4

Beer


#5

onions


#6

blood oranges


#7

and baileys coffee


#8

I’m on a National Express coach sat, inevitably, next to a very pungent fellow so I’m hoping that I don’t smell of BO.


#9

Vomit and poo. It’s norovirus season, again. Urgh.


#10

I get the most compliments when I use coconut scented shower stuff


#11

Where to, driver?


#12

Bounty should expand into the shower gel market


#13

#14

I’m not driving this coach. I can’t even drive a car!

(Manchester)


#15

Oh I see, good luck. (I actually know a group of people who call each other Driver whilst on the piss after one fateful night someone rather pathetically wailed “driver, please!” after a bus wouldn’t let him off)