What do you currently smell of?

I reckon I’m 25% biscuits, 50% washing powder, 25% musk.




blood oranges

and baileys coffee

I’m on a National Express coach sat, inevitably, next to a very pungent fellow so I’m hoping that I don’t smell of BO.

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Vomit and poo. It’s norovirus season, again. Urgh.

I get the most compliments when I use coconut scented shower stuff

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Where to, driver?

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I’m not driving this coach. I can’t even drive a car!


Oh I see, good luck. (I actually know a group of people who call each other Driver whilst on the piss after one fateful night someone rather pathetically wailed “driver, please!” after a bus wouldn’t let him off)

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