#62

Ooh ooh, at mum’s hotel we all had swipe cards for the till/computer to log-in and do whatever you had to do: serve a pint, make bookings, check tee times, etc. Anyone on shift just used to leave theirs on top of the keyboard, while I kept mine in my pocket. This annoyed everyone else for some reason.

#63

Welcome! :hugs:

We do it for different reasons though

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#64

Tell IT to get me a new PC so!

#65

Do you not also have a web based version of outlook?

#66

Nope! We’re a local authority and we’re a good ten years behind. Some of the PCs still run on XP!

#67

Take my lunchbreak sat in my car staring in at people at their desks

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#69

I’ve even gone so far to send out an email to everyone about recycling!

#70
  • Every time my phone rings, I go “who the fuck is calling me?”
  • Quite moody
  • Very vocal about feminist and environmental issues. Someone told me last week to tone down the feminism and maybe people will start listening to me AH NO THANKS
  • Moan about the heating/sniffing/coughing/absolutely everyone
  • Quite a bit of a bitch but in my defense I don’t chat about people behind their back, I do it to their face

Can’t really see how co-workers could get annoyed with me cause i’m in the Lone Wolfs Club.

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#71

One thing I do that irks other people but makes me really happy is that I throw all the fucking Nerf gun bullets that land by my desk / hit me, straight in the bin. Fucking children. Grow up.

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#72

This would make me want to murder you.

#73

Wait a minute, people are shooting nerf guns in your office? :open_mouth:

#74

Constantly. Every now and again would be ok but there’s a few macho types who treat the place like a fucking paintball course. Inevitably people get hit who aren’t involved and there are words exchanged. I just throw all the bullets in the bin. It’s my silent protest hah.

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#75

We’ve got a couple but only shoot them at the Quality Street tin lid and only once a month at best.

#76
  • bring my bike into my office
  • put my damp bike stuff all over radiators
  • eat smelly food at my desk
  • forget literally everything
#77

Wowsers. Speechless.

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#78

@Richie_Ronco We had nerf guns in our office. One of the interns bought us a gift of 2 full machine gun types as thank you.

One week later, someone had taken them all and thrown them away. Never found out which miserable prick it was!

#79

Tap my fingers
Tap my hands
Tap my feet
Shake my leg when I’m concentrating
Whistle
Always sarcastic as fuck to the point that it annoys me
Do very little work
When I do do some work, it’s usually pretty decent which for some reason annoys people
Fairly messy desk (organised chaos)
Very rarely take notes
Don’t piss about doing concept work, I just get it done on screen for fuck’s sake

Could be worse though, I could be one of these other cunts.

#80

I honestly don’t mind it occasionally but it’s like everything, some people just can’t leave it alone. I really object to being hit in the head at 9.30 on a Monday morning !

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#81

No I do agree actually. Fine for the odd bit of fun but I have taken a few bullets to the back of my head.

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#82

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