#71

One thing I do that irks other people but makes me really happy is that I throw all the fucking Nerf gun bullets that land by my desk / hit me, straight in the bin. Fucking children. Grow up.

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#72

This would make me want to murder you.

#73

Wait a minute, people are shooting nerf guns in your office? :open_mouth:

#74

Constantly. Every now and again would be ok but there’s a few macho types who treat the place like a fucking paintball course. Inevitably people get hit who aren’t involved and there are words exchanged. I just throw all the bullets in the bin. It’s my silent protest hah.

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#75

We’ve got a couple but only shoot them at the Quality Street tin lid and only once a month at best.

#76
  • bring my bike into my office
  • put my damp bike stuff all over radiators
  • eat smelly food at my desk
  • forget literally everything
#77

Wowsers. Speechless.

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#78

@Richie_Ronco We had nerf guns in our office. One of the interns bought us a gift of 2 full machine gun types as thank you.

One week later, someone had taken them all and thrown them away. Never found out which miserable prick it was!

#79

Tap my fingers
Tap my hands
Tap my feet
Shake my leg when I’m concentrating
Whistle
Always sarcastic as fuck to the point that it annoys me
Do very little work
When I do do some work, it’s usually pretty decent which for some reason annoys people
Fairly messy desk (organised chaos)
Very rarely take notes
Don’t piss about doing concept work, I just get it done on screen for fuck’s sake

Could be worse though, I could be one of these other cunts.

#80

I honestly don’t mind it occasionally but it’s like everything, some people just can’t leave it alone. I really object to being hit in the head at 9.30 on a Monday morning !

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#81

No I do agree actually. Fine for the odd bit of fun but I have taken a few bullets to the back of my head.

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#82

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#83

I’m pretty sure everyone in your office thinks it was you :joy:

#84

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#85

Haha no we all think it was someone else.

If I was gonna throw something away cause it was annoying me, you best believe i’m making a real fucking show of it so you all know it was me

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#86

Make every thread about me.

#87

tbf, that isn’t quite right.
I sometimes, on special occasions, answer my phone. Which irks the caller enormously because they will call constantly in the hope it is one of these special occasions, but they, and I, just don’t know if it is going to be one of those #specialtimes! Not answering the phone also annoys the rest of the office, probably.
I blanket out my calendar to “busy” every day, to stop people calling/emailing me, so I can concentrate which irks people a lot as well

#88

Having to hold fire on finishing important documents and correspondence because I’m changing the computer’s graphics card at personal expense so that I can install The Witcher 3

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#89

Probably my perfectionasm.

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#90

Thats a saucy combination of words