#42

Probably wise to never ever work with meow

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#43

Mackerel eater and carrot cruncher

#44

If anything I care too much and work too hard

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#45

Don’t reply to emails unless they include a question

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#46

sometimes I rest the tip of my little finger of my left hand in my nostril when leaning very close to my monitor.

I imagine this might be quite upsetting to some.

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#47

not quite sure why I’ve quoted spunky here. Ah well.

#48

You love my pe

#49

(HED) PE.

Is that right??

#50

I don’t know and I sure as fuck am not going to check. Let’s say yes.

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#51

Streamline everything I do to suit me. Fuk da h8rs

#52

I take a lunchbreak every day, which significantly irks the no-lunchbreak-kill-my-hourly-rate-eat-everything-al-desko martyrs.

Try to do good cop / bad cop with the other manager I work with but we forget who is supposed to be who and get mixed up halfway through the conversation.

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#53

Get weekly mass-emails sent to ~20 of us asking if any of us are available to do X. I never reply because it’s always last minute and I’m not available / cba. Sender always moans that people don’t reply saying they can’t do X.

#54

“Oh, ma0sm is mocking me again, oh ok.”

#55

My boss expects replies to ALL of her emails. She sends about ten a day so if I’m out of the office for a few days…

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#56

Guessing HR’s predictable password and sacking people en masse

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#57

I read my emails once a day, which irks a lot of people. My excuse is that my PC is so shit that if I have Outlook running it slows to a crawl.

I also have to get up and stretch every half hour or so, which definitely riles people up. Don’t care though, I’ll move however I want.

#58

Click my pen

#59

:open_mouth::open_mouth::open_mouth: this would massively irk me

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#60

little chuckle

#61

My back, my ***** and my crack

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