Just realised I can listen to Bright Eyes without anyone laughing at me

A million times this. It’s amazing how long one can spend scrolling through the Netflix catalogue.

There’s loads of stuff she doesn’t ever want to watch, and I always make a mental note, oh, maybe if she’s out one night, I’ll give it a try. Can I ever find any of those things when I’m by myself? Hell no. Wayne’s World it is then.

If I know no-one’s home and won’t be for a few days I do generally wander around naked for a bit in the morning. Make a cup of tea and some cereal in the nude.

Will eventually put clothes on, clean the house while listening to outrageously loud music (different music in each room) all while I drink a beer or two. Probably read loads and listen to loads of records while I’m mullered after that.

not any more you can’t

Sterling work Witches :slight_smile:

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do a headstand and wank onto my own face

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just to be clear, I liked this because it gave me a lol - not because I like to do this when I’m home alone

cheers

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I liked this and that’s all I’m saying