What do you lie about?


Little lie, big lie, doesn’t matter - fess up people.


Constant stream of white lies around caring about what other people are speaking about, if that counts.


All day on a Sunday


How well my Masters went


How many bottles of red wine I drink each week. Mainly lying to myself tbh


The number of rooms in my house I’ve banged in.


The answer to the question, “Alright?, How’s things?”


“Get up to much at the weekend?”

“Nah. You?”

To spare everyone involved from “I got up early on Saturday to drive to Milton Keynes to play children’s card games for twelve hours. I got into the top cut and thought I could go the whole way, until…”