water’s ready

Put my kettle on and let them race

check in on what’s happening with my pals in the conservative party? I dunno

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Probably burn down an acre of old growth forest because that’s the equivalent of using the P setting on your hob you monsters :+1:

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As if you are not all bashing one out with your spare two minutes you proven compulsive masturbators.

have a big old wank

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I could probably do a poo in that time

sounds like a waste of a poo, to me.

I tend to do many small poos rather than one big poo

Probably prepare some other ingredients for my meal. If it’s on one of the days I’m not just having boiled water for dinner of course.

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I’ve heard this is a healthy option. doesn’t work for me, I imagine the kitchen would have filled with steam were i to try.

I was literally just boiling the water to show off, tbh.

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Yeah when I get bored I’ll just boil some water for a bit

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honestly, the minutes just fly by. both of them.

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I didn’t even know my induction hob had this setting! What a day!

but what do you do with the rest of the time?

I don’t think she meant you to poo in the kitchen you weirdo.

Water the plants.

but the water hasn’t boiled yet

i

spent

far

too

much

time

on

this

- worth

it

for

two

likes

?

probably

not,

no.

i do

for the

love of fatherted

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