Yes it can mean vagina, pop it in your moleskine so you don’t forget.
cars
Is that another innuendo?
Murdering cyclists? Fair.
Sleeping on top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.
I personally cba, but other people don’t like that.
Being paid while having a shit at work
conquering your demons
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Being paid while having a shit whilst working from home.
You’re still paying for water and bog roll though…
No success with utility bills
I’ve never intentionally had a shit in my garden. Other people’s for sure.
Pissed in my garden a week or so ago when my housemate was in the bathroom and I was desperate.
As for the unintentional shit I was around 5 or 6 I think and was too busy playing to respond to the warning signs. Before I knew what was going on I was shaking an unwelcome solid down my trouser leg and onto the ground. That’s the last unintentional shit I’ve done anywhere I think.
Well I think we’ve got this topic all wrapped up!
A resounding success!
Not getting worn down by family, friends and society into wanting marriage, children, property ownership and a dog
EDIT: sorry didn’t see the thread had closed after saps’ lovely story.
For me it’s getting the mortgage paid of early. So I can get a job that’s lower paid but more fulfilling.
Same. Happy to take the dog however.
Mostly getting left alone, while being able to support myself and my loved ones. Not having to worry about money, too.