What do you personally consider success to be?

Yes it can mean vagina, pop it in your moleskine so you don’t forget.

cars

Is that another innuendo?

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Murdering cyclists? Fair.

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Sleeping on top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.

I personally cba, but other people don’t like that.

Being paid while having a shit at work

conquering your demons
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Being paid while having a shit whilst working from home.

You’re still paying for water and bog roll though…

You’re paying for that flush though, Col? Unless, like @saps , you are a garden shitter?

No success with utility bills

I’ve never intentionally had a shit in my garden. Other people’s for sure.

Pissed in my garden a week or so ago when my housemate was in the bathroom and I was desperate.

As for the unintentional shit I was around 5 or 6 I think and was too busy playing to respond to the warning signs. Before I knew what was going on I was shaking an unwelcome solid down my trouser leg and onto the ground. That’s the last unintentional shit I’ve done anywhere I think.

Well I think we’ve got this topic all wrapped up!

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A resounding success!

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Not getting worn down by family, friends and society into wanting marriage, children, property ownership and a dog :thumbsup:

EDIT: sorry didn’t see the thread had closed after saps’ lovely story.

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For me it’s getting the mortgage paid of early. So I can get a job that’s lower paid but more fulfilling.

Same. Happy to take the dog however.

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Mostly getting left alone, while being able to support myself and my loved ones. Not having to worry about money, too.