What do you reckon the current people per onion rate is in our world?

Simple question really, I’d just like an idea of what you think the current PPO rate is in our realm

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Onions are like arseholes - everyone’s got one!

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if it in anyway helps work it all out i currently have 3 red onions and 5 shallots

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Think there’s an onion out there for everyone, I truly believe that

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That would be nice to think eh Shrewbs, humanity can all share one onion between two people. Half an onion each.

Wait, you think that there are more onions than people in our realm?

I’d have said so, yes. I’m not sure what I’m basing that on but I think it is so.

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Who would you share yours with?

I’m with F’nkhouser on this one, and I can prove it

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You of course!

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You’ve made me the happiest man alive today

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Exactly.

@anon19035908, show them the proof.

I’ve eaten more onions than people I’ll tell you that

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Definitely. I’ve got three in my kitchen for a start. Plus there’s all the onions hanging around in shops, fields, etc. So from that evidence I would say there are many more onions than people

Anyone got any annual stats on the amount of onion wastage there is on a per country basis?

I’d love to think that there were enough onions at any given time for it to be one per person but that would be one hell of a lot of onions, let me tell you that for free!

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Are we counting chives and spring onions

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