What do you smell like today?

It’s this m9s, someone else bought it but I heartily recommend

Prolly touchin his bleachy balls

wooft

47% coffee
21% loreal deodorant
10% cheap aftershave
9% third day of wearing work pants consecutively musk
6% coconut oil
2.5% tuna
2.5% mayo
2% rounding errors

poo and stale urine.

the usual.

Patchouli.

La Vie est Belle and Satsumas

La Vie est Belle and Sebastian

Tom Haverford.

bellend and sebastian mere’ like

Boredom and apathy (some guilt).