Probably having a great laugh somewhere
Pulling out nostril hairs with a pair of tweezers
looking at his grandad’s handmade porn
Maybe he’s down the bingo
Nothing impressive, I’ll tell you that for free
Definitely watching something unremarkable on freeview TV after eating a jacket potato
On the phone to television presenter, singer and friend of Robbie Williams, Jonathan Wilkes.
He’s just rolled a nat20 crit on his half-Tortle/half-Tiefling Paladin’s attack against the Sahuagin Warlord who ordered the raid on his tribe that caused the death of his whole family during his bi-monthly D&D game GM’d by Kate Garraway.
Doing the ‘Step in Time’ song/dance from Mary Poppins round his kitchen
With his cock out
Having a little chuckle at a post from Dull Men’s Club on Facebook
shepherding local bens