What do you think happened to Balonz?

  • Jailed for you-know-what
  • Got caught DiSing at work
  • Got caught DiSing at home
  • He’s with Lucien now
  • Other (pls specify)

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I reckon he just sits with that guy in his car and looks through the window rather than here now


Tooth-brush related injury


Maybe they became best friends


Good old fashioned guilt


shall I ask him?


his balloon burst


poached by the NME forums


living it up at the frensham pond


Which one? Great or little pond?


Think the full roast eater got him




did he ever really exist?


Go great or go home


He got out, maaaaaaan.


What’s wrong with the little pond? Knowing him, it’s probably more likely he hung out there, doing whatever a balonz does


don’t think it has a beach


Fair. Balonz was all about the Frensham beach


Flew away and went poop


We didn’t know it at the time, but by posting threads on literally every topic imaginable he was encouraging us to explore the darkest recesses of our collective subconscious.

He was so dazzled (or possibly repulsed) by what he found he had to go.