It’s a pub quiz staple question so it’s one of those useless bits of trivia I can trot out at parties (I’m so much fun at parties!)
I guess my cousins were referred to as ‘Woodle’ and ‘Attle’.
My kids had those books when they were little
I had Billy Blue Hat etc in the village of 3 corners
Actually, just remembered: we had these boys Roderick The Red, Gregory The Green and Benjamin The Blue Pirate.
I don’t remember the ones we had at our school, I just recall I never got onto the tougher books. I never could be much bothered with reading until I discovered Fighting Fantasy books and the like.
I always remember my mum’s friend (who was a teacher) telling us a story about her Polish teaching assistant reading these books to the kids they taught, and how she pronounced the names ‘beeeeef and cheeeeep’
Holy shit I remember these! My primary school still had them despite them being, even then, really old and falling apart (sorry NV).
LOVED those books
Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Kipper, Chip & Biff
Mate, Willy Loman’s older son is called Biff.
Aye
Keep thinking of the Beezer or Topper tbh.
They were a great bunch o lads
Kipper just reminds me of P’tang Yang Kipperbang
Who?
Also, not a woman. I am interested to know if anyone has ever met a woman whose name was shortened to Biff.
Arthur Miller’s ‘Death of a Salesman’.
@Japes is gonna do you
If I got famous thus allowing me to legitimately give my children ridiculous names, I would name them Resty and Velvet. On a separate note what is velvet, I know its nice to touch, I could google it but why would I do that when I have u guys!
You expect me to read the thread? Pfft
What do you think of the chimp names Bangers and Mash?