Oh it’s totally uncharted territory, really. There’s never been much of a process, in any beer culture, of deliberate ageing, I think mainly because unlike wine, beer production isn’t really seasonal so there are no vintages as such (obviously hops are seasonal but they aren’t typically used as a fresh crop) so any annual releases are entirely discretionary depending on when they’re brewed.

That being said, lots of people have reported good / interesting results from stuff like strong English barleywines and imperial stouts, even decades down the line (a lot of ales produced for the silver jubilee or Charles and Diana’s wedding and stuff) - the brewer could never have conceived that they’d end up in a particular way, but people seem to like them. I’ve been buying bottles of Fullers Vintage Ale for the past few years to see how they wind up.

I don’t think a lambic can really go bad as such, so will be interesting to see what becomes of it if it survives that long… I know it’s all a bit bollocks, but part of the fun is the romance of the thing, you know?

1 Like

Some mates do this with trainers. Buy some short run godawful yeezys (or whatever the fuck idk I’m in my 30s) and flip it six months later for (presumably) more money. Cba m9

3 Likes

Since it’s a gift for you I can see how you can section it off in your head to “dont drink that yet”, but… anytime I think about doing it for myself, I know the bottle would be gone within 6 months

1 Like

this is every calvados i owned :’(

1 Like

I’m actually very good at saving beers, I have plenty in the cupboard that are probably past their best, because I buy them for a treat / special occasion and then never actually find an opportunity.

Realised after I wrote that, that those were most likely bottles for restaurants given their size

I got a bottle of Martin Miller for my birthday and it’s to my IMMENSE credit and willpower that I haven’t opened it yet.

(Been 12 days, not been at home for the last 11)

5 Likes

I had a mate who got really into this, had his own broker he was on first name terms with who’d ring him up every so often with some great investments he should make.

Think he divested himself of it all recently, he’d sunk a lot in and it was getting a bit silly.

there’s an app for doing it all quickly when you’re bored now!

I’m not sure if it’s the same thing, but is that like how they have warehouses specifically to hold art while it increases in value? I saw a documentary about that on BBC4 a while back. Was fascinating stuff

Restaurants definitely don’t buy their wine from Harrods.

These large bottles are for people looking for an expensive present, or to show off at their next dinner party.

I think he’d miss the personal touch of Hugo (pretty sure his broker was called Hugo)

reckon he has been diluting them for years and has let the lie get out of hand

11 Likes

Reckon I can fetch much for the half bottle of Jameson my mum drunkenly gave me when I last went to visit?

I am hoping for a two bed in zone 2

1 Like

this. have been forced to feign admiration when someone has produced one of these at parties before

1 Like

The whole British art boom thing with Tracy Emin, Damian Hirst etc was created entirely by Saatchi buying everything they did and sticking it all in a warehouse. Seems it’s all another fucking Tory grift

2 Likes

It is very similar, but these art warehouses are in so-called freeports, in places like Switzerland, Luxembourg and Singapore. A freeport is formally outside of the territorial jurisdiction of any country, and anything stored there is free of any taxes.

Bonded warehouses for wine can be located in the UK if they have been approved by HMRC as such.

1 Like

It’s gonna get quite Black Books when he has to actually trade them

3 Likes

Which then burnt down!

2 Likes