is it rats?
Your house is growing
I’m stressed Joke because I can’t get up there to clean it
Could be black mould
you’d think if it was rats there’d be marks right to the top of the roof as they’d have to jump up there, I don’t understand it
could pigeons leave marks like this? no that can’t be
foxes! we have them all over our cream wall where they jump up
do you think I could buy some kind of really long mop to reach it?
You can get a telescopic pole with a brush on the end that connects to a hose.
need to get a hose first and work out how they attach to a tap!
You get a tap connector on the tap and a connector on the hose and they fit together.
it’s all very stressful funky
Hoses are easy you just need the right bits.
money innit, also like shit time to be worrying about this as I need to go to a DIY store or something. Hopefully it can wait
Think he wants to clean it not look at it
Before I say it might be a Banksy, do you have the plague?