what do you think these markings are on the outside of my house?

is it rats?

Stretchmarks

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Your house is growing

I’m stressed Joke because I can’t get up there to clean it :frowning:

Could be black mould

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you’d think if it was rats there’d be marks right to the top of the roof as they’d have to jump up there, I don’t understand it

could pigeons leave marks like this? no that can’t be

foxes! we have them all over our cream wall where they jump up

ah shit :frowning:

Dinosaurs.

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do you think I could buy some kind of really long mop to reach it?

You can get a telescopic pole with a brush on the end that connects to a hose.

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Cartel

need to get a hose first and work out how they attach to a tap!

You get a tap connector on the tap and a connector on the hose and they fit together.

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it’s all very stressful funky

Hoses are easy you just need the right bits.

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money innit, also like shit time to be worrying about this as I need to go to a DIY store or something. Hopefully it can wait

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Think he wants to clean it not look at it

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Before I say it might be a Banksy, do you have the plague?

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