I ain’t having someone who uses scissors to cut pizza criticize someone for using a pizza cutter. Mate it takes SECONDS to cut pizza with one of those things, maybe 5 seconds if you’re slow and is especially useful if you have a huge pizza. If you use scissors you’re just making a faff and are trying to be a precious snowflake.
Well of course I bloody well do, what else would I use!?
Meat Herbs Chillies Lemongrass Not pizza (my aunt did this when we were staying at hers and I thought of DiS, sadly)
The usual (herbs, bacon ect). Also use them to trim the stalks of bunches of flowers.
Scissors
Can’t remember the last time I used a pair of scissors on anything, probably Christmas wrapping.
Pizza wheels are imho the best way of cutting a pizza. Nothing else is designed so perfectly for the purpose.
Chicken, bacon and chives
I think people who have a grudge against them cant use them properly and are stuck there pressing down harder and harder wondering why it isn’t cutting without realizing its one or effortless smooth motions and nothing more.
Perhaps it’s this combination of my poor purchasing decisions (cheap pizza wheels), or maybe I’m just not as hench as you. I always end up rolling them back and forth a bunch, whereas with scissors, it’s a snip.
Reading this isn’t though
I cut with them fine, in fact I usually use them, but I find them utter bastards to wash up.
Pffft it’s so unwrong
This I’ll agree with, they should come with a lock mechanism so you can scrub them hard without the stain spinning aboot.
You’re all a bunch of weirdos
Now, this I agree with
I want one of these https://www.amazon.co.uk/Thinkgeek-Think-Enterprise-Pizza-Cutter/dp/B004FQDWP0
They also say it looks bacony.
Yeah that’s absolutely wrong
Trimming my pubes
