I think people who have a grudge against them cant use them properly and are stuck there pressing down harder and harder wondering why it isn’t cutting without realizing its one or effortless smooth motions and nothing more.
Perhaps it’s this combination of my poor purchasing decisions (cheap pizza wheels), or maybe I’m just not as hench as you. I always end up rolling them back and forth a bunch, whereas with scissors, it’s a snip.
Reading this isn’t though
I cut with them fine, in fact I usually use them, but I find them utter bastards to wash up.
Pffft it’s so unwrong
This I’ll agree with, they should come with a lock mechanism so you can scrub them hard without the stain spinning aboot.
You’re all a bunch of weirdos
Now, this I agree with
I want one of these https://www.amazon.co.uk/Thinkgeek-Think-Enterprise-Pizza-Cutter/dp/B004FQDWP0
They also say it looks bacony.
Yeah that’s absolutely wrong
Trimming my pubes
I thought that was black pepper
Nah, that’s what my housemate’s beard trimmer’s for.
Pizza, bacon, come at me,
*infinity knife
Best to wash them thoroughly between use, though.
Scissario starring Emily Blunt
Hi guys - I’m here now.
So, what was the question?