Perhaps it’s this combination of my poor purchasing decisions (cheap pizza wheels), or maybe I’m just not as hench as you. I always end up rolling them back and forth a bunch, whereas with scissors, it’s a snip.

Reading this isn’t though

I cut with them fine, in fact I usually use them, but I find them utter bastards to wash up.

Pffft it’s so unwrong

This I’ll agree with, they should come with a lock mechanism so you can scrub them hard without the stain spinning aboot.

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You’re all a bunch of weirdos :wink:

Now, this I agree with

I want one of these https://www.amazon.co.uk/Thinkgeek-Think-Enterprise-Pizza-Cutter/dp/B004FQDWP0

They also say it looks bacony.

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Yeah that’s absolutely wrong :wink:

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Trimming my pubes

I thought that was black pepper :tired_face:

Nah, that’s what my housemate’s beard trimmer’s for.

Pizza, bacon, come at me,

*infinity knife

Best to wash them thoroughly between use, though.

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Scissario starring Emily Blunt

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Hi guys - I’m here now.

So, what was the question?

I have three sets of scissors in my kitchen.

Ordinary scissors for general packaging cutting.
Poultry shears for dismembering chickens and cutting the rind off bacon.
Herb scissors, ostensibly for cutting herbs, but I’m not a clumsy moron so I use a knife instead.