Pffft it’s so unwrong
This I’ll agree with, they should come with a lock mechanism so you can scrub them hard without the stain spinning aboot.
You’re all a bunch of weirdos
Now, this I agree with
They also say it looks bacony.
Yeah that’s absolutely wrong
Trimming my pubes
I thought that was black pepper
Nah, that’s what my housemate’s beard trimmer’s for.
Pizza, bacon, come at me,
*infinity knife
Best to wash them thoroughly between use, though.
Scissario starring Emily Blunt
Hi guys - I’m here now.
So, what was the question?
I have three sets of scissors in my kitchen.
Ordinary scissors for general packaging cutting.
Poultry shears for dismembering chickens and cutting the rind off bacon.
Herb scissors, ostensibly for cutting herbs, but I’m not a clumsy moron so I use a knife instead.
I’d done without kitchen scissors for a looooooooong time, had been using an old cheese knife to open things with often poor results (for example, pouring out porridge). I got a pair (of scissors) and I now use them for everything I can.