#63

Pint of Jail Ale

#64

I’d have a Guinness.

#65

I’ve said Tuborg but if it was Carlsberg Export then it would have been that.

#66

Tuborg is so fucking bad what’s wrong with everyone

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#67

It’s marginally better than the other bad things you gave us options for.

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#68

Probably just die of dehydration at some point.

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#69

I think it is the worst available (other than Carling, obviously, I’m not fully insane)

#70

Used to have some cracking ads in the 80s, though

Remember this one blowing my tiny child’s mind.

#71

A weak lemon drink like the rest of you lot

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#72

Had a warm Tuborg at the age of 18 or so, never been able to go near it since.

#73

Feeling pretty lonely sat here with my Strongbow…

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#74

Have you heard - and this is a good one - that some people call it - sorry, bear with me, struggling to hold back the laughs - WRONGBOW? Ahahahaha.

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#75

I’ve gone for carlsberg like you but to be humble I think it’s extremely unlikely in a blind taste test I could tell the difference between that, tuborg and carling. Fosters has a taste all of its own though so I reckon I could identify that.

#76

Genuinely sniggered out loud to this. Good work, you must be exhausted.

#77

It’s funny because it rhymes.

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#78

The delay of waiting for it at a busy bar or during a gig puts me off it at times but otherwise is generally reliable. it seems to depend on my mood sometimes though, sometimes i’ll order my first pint and it’ll go down smooth as a big pint of milk, other times i immediately feel like i don’t really fancy it and should have got something else.

probably right on the can thing.

#79

why is it always ‘GUINNESS ICE COLD’ in england? is that everywhere?

#80

Yes
Why - The English are terrible cunts

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#82

quite weird. i’m fine with it being ice cold tbf but just not really sure why it exists

#83

Marketing.