What do you want in your ____

Eye?

You’ve gotta choose one and it is gonna be papped in your eye when you least expect it over the next 24 hours

  • a live fly
  • jizz
  • sand
  • a full spray of Lynx Africa

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What do you want in your fridge?

I’ll pop round and put one of these in your fridge, as a treat

  • a Dominos pizza
  • one of those supermarket curries
  • a load of nice fruit and veg
  • chicken, just lots of chicken

0 voters

What do you want me to put in your DMs?

  • a compliment
  • a nice photo of a duck
  • a limerick about you
  • some hot gossip that i’ve heard

0 voters

what do you want in your heart of hearts?

  • World Peace
  • True Love
  • Unimaginable Riches
  • Limitless charm and beauty

0 voters

Literally just putting this to start a ruck then hiding round the corner and watching.

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Not to be a dick, but I already have true love. If I didn’t I’d probably sack off the world peace :wink:

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awwwwww

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Gotta go with what i know best

:frowning:

i had a bluebottle fly into my eye when cycling and it all mushed, worst day ever

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Just sicked on Winnie.

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Come now, I’ve read your mishaps in here, that can’t be the worst of them.

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hahaha and to think i’ve only shared the stuff i’m happy with everyone reading

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:nauseated_face:

My actual face when i saw the duck. A vote for duck is a vote to feel like this:

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everyone has had a different duck so far

if you’re reading this and you haven’t had a dm yet, it’s coming. lots of orders this evening

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Well i certainly lucked out.

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Bet you’re glad you didn’t DUCK out on this thread.

hehe :smirk:

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DMs are on hold guys :frowning:

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A beautiful gift, gratefully received

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Can’t wait much longer for you to spill this tea Jukers.

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