What do you want in your ____

#1

Eye?

You’ve gotta choose one and it is gonna be papped in your eye when you least expect it over the next 24 hours

  • a live fly
  • jizz
  • sand
  • a full spray of Lynx Africa

0 voters

#2

What do you want in your fridge?

I’ll pop round and put one of these in your fridge, as a treat

  • a Dominos pizza
  • one of those supermarket curries
  • a load of nice fruit and veg
  • chicken, just lots of chicken

0 voters

#3

What do you want me to put in your DMs?

  • a compliment
  • a nice photo of a duck
  • a limerick about you
  • some hot gossip that i’ve heard

0 voters

#4

what do you want in your heart of hearts?

  • World Peace
  • True Love
  • Unimaginable Riches
  • Limitless charm and beauty

0 voters

#5

Literally just putting this to start a ruck then hiding round the corner and watching.

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#6

Not to be a dick, but I already have true love. If I didn’t I’d probably sack off the world peace :wink:

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#7

awwwwww

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#8

Gotta go with what i know best

#9

Had a fly in my eye in year 3 and i ran to the dinnerladies yelling THERE’S A FLY IN MY EYE and they all laughed at me :disappointed_relieved:

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#10

:frowning:

i had a bluebottle fly into my eye when cycling and it all mushed, worst day ever

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#11

Just sicked on Winnie.

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#12

Come now, I’ve read your mishaps in here, that can’t be the worst of them.

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#13

hahaha and to think i’ve only shared the stuff i’m happy with everyone reading

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#14

:nauseated_face:

#15

My actual face when i saw the duck. A vote for duck is a vote to feel like this:

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#16

everyone has had a different duck so far

if you’re reading this and you haven’t had a dm yet, it’s coming. lots of orders this evening

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#17

Well i certainly lucked out.

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#18

:scream::scream:

#19

Bet you’re glad you didn’t DUCK out on this thread.

hehe :smirk:

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#20

DMs are on hold guys :frowning:

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