"What do you want then?" - A thread about rampant consumerism

Got anything you want then?

Let’s have some realistic potential purchases and some if-money-was-no-object nonsense ones

Realistic option:

If-Money-Was-No-Object option:

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A functioning door, a bed that isn’t broken, some decent curtains.

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some kind of disappearance device

I was thinking about doing a thread about how pointless these bits of a door are:

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Would you have been interested in posting in such a thread (hypothetically speaking of course)?

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I want to own a Hollywood Hills Bojack house

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apparently this is Bieber’s house

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Realistic option:

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Unrealistic option:

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Weird how rich people don’t care about privacy in their houses innit

Guess it’s so constant pushing doesn’t wear down/discolour the wood

#potentialsplinterinjuries

How fucking pathetic must wood be

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Realistic

Unrealistic

He’s scored a few for Burnley this season to be far to him

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It’s like a kick plate for your hands. A punch plate, if you will.

i’d really like a little boat. like the one from zelda wind waker. but with a bed downstairs and maybe a bit bigger. and that didn’t talk. i mean, i just want a little boat. nothing like the one from zelda.

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I don’t even know what a kick plate is let alone a kick plate for your hands!

I mean I post in literally all threads so I don’t see why that’d be different.

Thats a fair point. I’ll get it made.

There’s a pongo sale on so might buy some cycling socks

It’s like that bit, but at the bottom of the door where you are likely to kick it…

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Realistic:

Unrealistic:

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