Mine smell of chili sauce
left hand fingers - hint of shoe
right hand fingers - no discernible smell
A mixture of dog and moisturiser
(I have not been moisturising the dog)
Cool original Doritos, even though I only had one before reading the ingredients and realising I very much should not be eating them.
Cracked heel cream
Your Mum is a wonderful woman and I hope we can all be grown ups and not drag this thread down to base levels of filth
Haven’t had a good mum joke in ages
Smoked ham and garlic
points at the tags
Dettol lemon wipes
Kallrökt lax, senapssill & fresh dill
Lemon, from squeezing the juice over my crispy chilli squid.